Proceed at Your Own Risk

I knew you would read on ! After all forbidden fruit is always the sweetest, right ! Anyhow, my parents are wondering what I'm doing all alone in my attic at 6am in the morning rattling with my brain and the net of course, who much to my annoyance are switching on and off time to time ! I'm merely creating a room of my own after realizing that noone really pays heed to my madness anywhere else, and no, I'm not alluding to Virginia Woolf here, just innocently wondering how to proceed.. As adviced by some of my pioneer bloggers, I am planning to disintegrate my brain into pieces, indulging in a moral combat with each piece, wondering how to introduce the poor souls seeking entertainment, to my first blog. The answer is not as simple as describing a theme around which my blog revolves, as thematically speaking, I seek refuge in our very own Derrida, who very much to my convenience, disintegrates the very circle around which central themes revolve (Go, read his essays to spoil even the little understanding of what you gave gathered from this line). Maybe I should express my self reflexivity online and unleash my inspiration behind taking this massive step of endangering the human brain with my profound thoughts. After battling with my intestines, playing basketball with my eye balls and watching my brain and skull play ring-around-a-rosy openly in my attic, I decided to explore this serene and idealistic aspect of life through words and give others consolation of their madness being nothing in front of my everblooming knowledge. I however, don't know how long this post, or for that matter, this blog is going to survive in the net world, nor am I going to guarantee constant updates or posts, much to your disappointment; but trust me, you'll be more than happy to not read my posts after experiencing the pangs your brain would undergo after a few reads. I very well promise a disoriented, insane blog, probably disintegrating your eyes and brains into infinite pieces,providing you with an opportunity to sharpen your puzzling skills. So do keep your well formed eyes (for the time being of course) fixed on this space incase you are ready to let your sanity undergo electrolysis at the hands of my genuine thoughts :D And congrats for managing to survive till the end of this post ! Au revoir !